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Monday 7 November 2011

The man who knows his Math..

Hey everybody..!!!


I am just back from calicut and full on stuffed with things to blog about. I'll do it one by one as I find time, for today I am very tired.
 BUT BUT BUT... NOT SO FAST... there is something I have to tell you all :)


I GOT ANOTHER AWARD...!!!!


*DANCING* :D :D :D


 And this is time its from Philo. click here to visit her.


The specialty about this award is that this award is a specially designed by her and she did take the pain to draw it out for me.(and others too) 










So here I am saying a very BIG thank you to Philo, for being so generous and giving me this award. Also for those wonderful words, and the stories you write, you know I love reading your blog :) hope you write more wonderful stories. Hope I can write as good as you have said on your blog :)




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This is not an original post.. liked it so much that am posting it for all of you. Its about a Man who does know his math..!!


He writes:

I was riding to work yesterday when I observed a female driver, who cut right in front of a pickup truck, causing the driver to drive onto the shoulder to avoid hitting her.

This evidently angered the driver enough that he hung his arm out his window and gave the woman the finger.

'Man, that guy is stupid,' I thought to myself. I ALWAYS smile nicely and wave in a sheepish manner whenever a female does anything to me in traffic, and here's why:

I drive 48 miles each way every day to work.

That's 96 miles each day.

Of these, 16 miles each way is bumper-to bumper

Most of the bumper-to-bumper is on an 8 lane highway.

There are 7 cars every 40 feet for 32 miles.

That works out to 982 cars every mile, or 31,424 cars.

Even though the rest of the 32 miles is not bumper-to-bumper, I figure I pass at least another 4000 cars.

That brings the number to something like 36,000 cars that I pass every day.

Statistically, females drive half of these.

That's 18,000 women drivers!

In any given group of females, 1 in 28 has PMS.

That's 642.

According to Cosmopolitan, 70% describe their love life as dissatisfying or unrewarding.

That's 449.

According to the National Institute of Health, 22% of all females have seriously considered suicide or homicide.

That's 98.

And 34% describe men as their biggest problem.

That's 33.

According to the National Rifle Association, 5% of all females carry weapons and this number is increasing.

That means that EVERY SINGLE DAY, I drive past at least one female that has a lousy love life, thinks men are her biggest problem, has seriously considered suicide or homicide, has PMS, and is armed.

Give her the finger?

I don't think so...!!!!





cheers..!!! :D :D

14 comments:

  1. The eyes on that award... it feels like they're staring into my soul... aaagghh

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  2. Barney Stinson would see an open window to attack here sir.

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  3. Awesome blog as usual. Congratulations on that award, it's honestly much deserved.

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  4. No, not worth giving a woman the finger, she just might fly into a rage. Amusing read. :)

    And congratulations for the award. :)

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  5. Nice use of Maths man!!!!
    hahaha
    congrats for the award.
    ever mess with a women ever!

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  6. COngrats for the award..
    And sure the guy's done his math well :D ..
    Nice read :)

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  7. im sure he attended all the lectures ... :P :P
    niaaceee post ... :) & congrats for the award ... ^.^ :)

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  8. helllllllllllllozz..:)
    hope u r happy shappy wappy now.. over that mode/phase..!:))
    cheeers
    congoz..! i got an award too..!:) :P
    the story is so awesome..!:)
    and and the last para :P ahem ahem but i do agree :) thats true..!
    u bet to understand woman :P
    tc

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  9. Congrats on the award! :) And hahaaa, that was some mind boggling math indeed- imagine coming across a lady who has everything mentioned above! :D

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  10. Go and tell mummy , dekho beta aaj ghar kya laaya hai :D Award award.
    And this story was hilariously nice. Those kind of women do exist, just probe harder.

    Came in through Suvaiba and plan to be around for a longer time. I like your background : )

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  11. @cRYSTAL : heyyy.. welcome to the devil's workshop..!!! thank you so much for dropping bu and I hope you find something really nice to read everytime you come around :)Congrats for the award to you too :)

    @Shruti : hehehhehhehehhehe well.. that would be asking for the apocalypse itself wouldn't it :) thank you so much :)

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  12. @RV : hehehhehhe i bet he was the math lecturer himself..!! :D thank you :)

    @Suvaiba : Suuuuuuu...!!!! :)
    yup..!! i am fit fine running and back in action.
    thank you and Congrats for the award to you too :)
    true.. women are too mysterious to understand

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  13. @CS :Congrats for the award to you too daa :) thank you :) it was jus a fb note that i read longtime back a filler post

    @RED : ever mess with a woman or never mess with a woman :P hehehehehheehe :P Congrats for the award to you too :) a mysterious relation between women and numbers :D

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  14. @ROSE : absolutely..!!! too much of a risk i say :D
    Congrats for the award to you too :) thank you for liking it :)

    @Yammiewaffles : thanks a lot bud :) you are so kind with your comments.

    @Orang3 : exact-wait for it-leeee..!!!! :D

    @SubRadar : oh.. they dig deep my friend..!! those eyes..!! :D

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