It has been difficult days in the blogosphere. Dark clouds of exams and deadlines had slowly taken over all the fun. Everybody seemed to have had hibernated. I dint know what to do, I wished things would be fun again. Things were turning into a chaos of mental proportions with everybody drifting away. So in order to find a solution for this, I went in search of a way to bring back the peace. Since nobody was willing to sponsor my trip to all the exotic locations, hotel stays and indulgence in some exquisite food, slightly disheartened yet determined, I decided that I shall carry out this journey in my sleep and search for the secret scroll in my dreams. (Well, you see the scroll gives it a mystical touch.)
It was in this quest, while travelling far and wide of the distant and unknown lands,
doing koochikoos beautiful maidens talking and gaining knowledge from the learned and wise that I
one day accidently stepped upon THE SCROLL.*tada da taaaaa*
The scroll said that it can restore peace back in the blogosphere but required great will power determination and sacrifice. It was clear that any person who reads the scroll would be bound to follow the instructions. Since most peace is attained over self-destruction. I opened the sacred letter.
Now this is definitely not for the weak and ill willed. Remember that it involves great sacrifice to be a part of this else be ready to face the mishap. Those who feel they can’t go through this. Turn back now. Because from here on if you continue reading, there is no turning back.
“OOOHHHH TARAA BEE JALDEE KOO BALBATARAAAA..KAPLALO MAAAYATOOOM..!!!
TOMM TOOM TOMM..!!!”
I CALL THIS… THE CURSE OF THE PIMPLE QUEEN. (*Buwaahahhahahahhahahahahahahhaha* evil laugh.. evil music.. heavily violins and bass effect.. Adams family style*)
Now since you have continued reading, let me firstly congratulate you.. you now successfully have come under the curse. And blame no one but yourself to be taken over by this curse. (*evil laugh and music again*)
Now the curse states that if you do not do the following steps; you shall grow 7 vicious pimples, 3 on each butt cheek and one on your nose that will keep growing and yet never burst. So unless you really like the pimple, I suggest you follow the following 7 steps.
1. If you are a first timer in this blog space. Stop reading and immediately add me. Before 2 minutes of you reading this if I am not added then remember a pimple for each step wrongly done. If you already are a follower then make sure you go ahead and read every post of mine and drop a comment. It doesn’t matter if you have already dropped a comment, do it again. Make sure it’s nice. Newbies after adding, follow the same. Show me
some lotsa love.
2. Once the adding and commenting section is done. Go back to your blog and write briefly in about 100 words on what a delightful experience it was and how mind enriching it would be for every one of your followers to read this post and
Threaten ask them to follow me.
3. If you haven’t awarded me anything yet. This would be a good time. If you already have.. I don’t mind getting it again. Make sure you go through my award page and award me something different. Who doesn't like a change?
4. Go to my photo blog immediately and add yourself there. Repeat step 1,2 and 3 again about my photo blog.
5. Go check the guest post I have written for Confused soul’s blog. Those who haven’t added her, go immediately add her up too. You can read the post by clicking here.
6. Copy paste the following spell and steps on your blog and make a fortune out of followers. Always credit me for leading you to this wonderful post/spell/wisdom on how to attract followers and blog traffic.
7. Lastly but never the least, it’s said that The Pimple queen herself was a huge Rakhi Sawant Fan. So go check out the video posted below. When you post these steps, surf youtube and attach a video of Rakhi sawant-ji in the honor of the Pimple Queen.
In case you read through all of these.. And dare not to follow.. Well then it’s your choice.. the pimple on your nose and the other 6 would suit you..!! but my personal suggestion is… don’t mess with this.. do it..!! rest is up to you..!!
P.S : Please check the remaining parts of the video as well..!!!! you wont regret it :D :D
P.P.S: My finals starts from tomorrow and my head is splitting. Flu symptoms.So pliss to pray to your respective gods to help me :| mujhe sirf Dawaon ki nahi.. duwaon ki bhi zaroorat hain..!!