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Sunday, 16 October 2011

Never mess with a Women..!!!

P.S : I just am not able to stand this headache..!!!
I cant think straight. I have so much blog about.. but I can see it through wit this headache..!!!
This is not my work.. read it on my friends notes.. found it very hilarious and hence sharing. 
This posting has nothing to do with my mental block and not able to write anythin original state.
i shall rise back.. like phoenix..from this headache and blog..!!!!

Sachi..!! gaad fromise..!!!

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

"We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair . . . Kill her!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room.

Shots were heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

"This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

MORAL: Women are crazy. Don't mess with them.


by the way.. have you checked my photoblog ??
If no ?? then do it before I get to know it and transfer this headache to you.. trust me.. you dont want that..


  1. I've had to deal with horrible headaches for many years now so I seriously empathise with you on this. I hope it starts to feel better soon, it will get better in time, trust me. Thanks for sharing this post too. Messing with women is one of the most stupid mistakes a guy could possibly make.

  2. nice post man... (oops pun unintended!!) I can understand these damn headaches do a block on the flow of thoughts. Bounce back with a bang!!

  3. hey get well soon superrnickkk...n this post was a good laugh :P

  4. they're crazy indeed, never mess with them if they have a knife near

  5. You know why you have the headache? You must have tried figuring out how the sub-species called 'WOMEN' ticks!!! Men I tell you they'll nevre learn :P...and by know you do know that woman or not you shouldn't mess with me right ;)?...going over to the pocket full of roses now :D...Oh before I forget I love the name...husha busha .....hey dude what does 'shasaboeyyyyyyy' mean?

  6. Migraine? I get them too!

    Ah. Funny post. :P

  7. So rude:P
    Ok maybe we're a *little* crazy but SEE a job well done na:D;P

  8. ROFFLLL! XD Serves the man right ;) XD

  9. i get headache when the weather changes :|

  10. @BB : Hope its the same with me to chints.. yesterday was one day I wanna forget..!! That bad.. I feel its my eyes.. I haven't been using my glasses for quite sometime.. :/

    @DZ : heyyyy.. comeon.. what did the poor man do ??? :O

    @PeeVee : oh yeah.. true.. job done with utmost perfection :P :P

  11. @Sub Radar : hahahahhaha.. true man.. I was literally laughing loud when I read that for the first time :D

    @Ovasis : Nahi Bhai.. God forbid That I have Migraines..!!! my sister gets them.. I know how much she suffers..!! I did read on your blog about your Migraine troubles... I feel bad for you everytime I read because I have seen my sister in pain..!!

  12. @Chikki : Thankk you so much for the concern Chikki... Am feeling better today :) I am glad you had a good laugh :) I did too :)

    @Orang3 : Hahahahahahha.. so true man..whoever says that women's perfect place is in kitchen should remember that that's where all the knives are :D :D

  13. @YammieWaffles : thanks a bunch for understanding Bud..!!! so true.. Headaches can be the worst mental block because even at time when you want to write and have something inside... you still cant get them out :|

    @Anand : hehehehhehehehe.. thanks man.. I sure will try and not disappoint you guys.. working on something that was pending :)

  14. @Dragon : hahahahahhaaha.. *this is for husha busha* AND WE ALL FALL DOWNNNN..!!! Thanks for liking the name.. I had a blog with that name before.. So I thought I can use the same :)I liked it too :)

    and ya.. I would never mess with you.... not at least knowing that you are a dragon in goats skin :D and nopes.. I would never sit and think something that has infinite reasons and answers.. Women dont need reason to tick and blow.. they just need men :) :P

  15. ROFL!!!!!!1 :D :D :D....
    So, did she get this job or not???

  16. @Manju : What do you think ??? She did the job to perfection though :) :P :P

  17. LOL...Women are smart! See they always follow instructions and make sure the work is done :P .. haha.. btw saw your photo blog, it's lovely :)

    P.S. 1st timer to your blog, and paparapapa I'm lovin it :D

  18. @Confused Soul : and I did reply to your comments as well immediately :) :) Thank you so much for visiting and liking both my blogs...!! I literally jump in the air when somebody new visits my blog.. and I do a back flip*actually i dont..expression only* when They like it :) :)*back flip*

    Keep visiting again :)

  19. @Supernickkkkkkk: FBI hires maniacs?

  20. @Manju : I guess so.. she did her jib well dint she ?? :O