WARNING : THIS POST IS A BIG, FULL OF CRAP AND PURELY NONSENSE...(I DINT FIND BETTER WORDS TO PUT IT ELSE WISE) I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU NOT TO READ IT.. I MYSELF WOULDN'T DARE.. BUT IN CASE YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE WHO LOVE DOING WHAT YOU HAVE BEEN ASKED NOT TO DO.. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT..!!! BUT HEY.. I DID WARN..
P.S : DONT LEAVE HATE NOTES...HIRE PEOPLE DO KILL ME OR KILL YOURSELF EITHER.. 'COS TRUST ME.. HALF WAY THROUGH.. YOU WILL FEEL TEMPTED TO DO IT..!!!
This is one of the side effects of doing your masters. In case you have no idea of what you are supposed to do, you end up having so much of free time that can actually bore the hell out of you.
It’s been quite some time now. I everyday think of writing something new but my mind doesn’t seem to work at all. It’s like the entire brain is on a strike. The system is shut down. “LONG LIVE NOTHINGNESS”
So, I decided to crap up something nonsense. The usual shit. I decided that I will tell you a secret. Well you know how we all have the good and the bad side. I have an ugly side too. (Actually the ugly side is the normally-what-you-see side.) so picture me in three distinctive forms. When am wearing a white tee shirt and blue jeans. Am the good. Black and blue jeans, am bad and grey and blue is when am ugly. That was the basics people. (168 words so far and I have no clue where I am heading to yet.)
Ok, How about an interview people???
You all know the superhero… Superrrnickkk.. Let’s interview that good for nothing crap. Ladies and gentlemen, fellow bloggers and time pass readers.. Welcome to show…Presenting before you.. The defender of justice…advocate of freedom…light bearer of justice… (Oh, I covered that??) okie dokie….light bearer of liberty… don’t confuse him with the Liberty statue..(*background audience laugh hahahahahaha*) The masked crusader…. SUPERRRNICKKK…!!!! (*clap..clap..clap*)
Superrrnickkk : oh, Thank you.. thank you everybody.. you are wonderful bunch of people.
Me : Welcome Superrrnickkk.. Welcome to the good, bad and the ugly’s show…!!!(I clap.. everybody clap..!!! Pssst.. means you are supposed to clap here too..)
Superrrnickkk : oh, thank you Mr. ugly.. it’s good to be on the show (*big side grin*J)
Mr. Good : So Superrrnickkk.. you are THE super hero of our time.. how do you feel???
Superrrnickkk : oh it feels good…!!! I feel soooperrr..!!! ( we laugh.. background laughs.. )
Mr ugly: Come on G.. don’t ask dumb questions.. Am sure he feels good.. So Superrrnickkk… tell us how it all began… were you born with super powers..???
Superrrnickkk : Well… in a way yes and no…!!!
Mr bad : wo.. would you care to explain ???
Superrrnickkk : see actually, I was once a normal kid… and then one day I realized that I am not normal for my age.. and..
Mr Bad : what ?? you mean you were abnormal and you thought you were a super ???
Superrrnickkk : no no.. let me complete… its like I discovered I was special…and things were changing…!!!
Mr bad : oh dint we all think so..??? BOY THAT’S CALLED PUBERTY.. You gotta pay attention to the biology classes (*laughs*)
Mr ugly : oh yes, we all have passed through that phase but we dint wear weird costumes (*wink to mr bad*)
Mr good : god..!!! will you let him complete..??? both of you ?? yes.. Mr. Superrrnickk.. you were saying..
Superrrnickkk : I was born with super powers. period.
Mr Ugly : awwww.. look at him.. he is getting all senti at this.. relax.. we are just playing with you…!!
Mr Bad : ya man.. grow up.. what kinda super are you..?? (wispers to Mr ugly.. see I told you about this…what happens when you start imagining stuffs at that age..!!!) (*evil smile*)
Mr good : Stop it.. both of you.. So Mr. Superrrnickkk.. do you care to tell us about your personal life…??? Is it hard to be a super hero and maintain a secret identity ???
Mr Bad : Kill me or throw this guy out..!!! WHATS WRONG WITH YOU ?? of course it must be hard..!!!
Superrrnickkk : excuse me.. will you let me answer MY question ???
Mr Bad : oh.. okay softie.. go ahead..!!( laughs and nudges Mr ugly.. Some giggle in the audience.)
Superrrnickkk : well, it is not easy.. I must say… sometimes..its hard.. you know.. you feel..
Mr Bad : Well, isnt that what I said too.. duh ??? (*everybody laughs*)
Mr ugly : okie Mr bad… stop it… go easy on him.. he had a tough childhood (both laugh)
Mr good : Well.. you both know he is a super... he can..
Mr bad : cry ??? (*everybody laughs again*) awwwww…!!!
Superrrnickkk is talking to the men behind the camera.. what the hell is this..?? is this why you guys called me for ??
Mr Ugly : okay.. okay.. relax Big guy… let’s do this properly.. again.. okay ??
Mr Good : So Superrrnickkk.. what’s with the extra r’s and k’s in the name..???
Superrrnickkk : well, my mother is very staunch believer of the number system..
Mr bad : that means she’s superstitious… right ???
Superrrnickkk : (ignoring Mr. Bad) she said that it would be good to have 3 r’s and k’s in the name. it’s my magic number too J
Mr Ugly : you mean your mom picked up the name for you ??? (buwahhahahahhahaha)
Mr Bad : seriously dude.. What’s wrong with you ??? We don’t let our mother pick our clothes..!!!
Superrrnickkk : well unlike you… my mother had an important role in my life…!!!
Mr good : same here Mr. superhero… I believe my mother played an important role in what I have become today..!!!
Mr Bad : (looking at the camera) look mom.. I told you.. one day he’ll blame you for turning up like this..!!! (laughs)
Superrrnickkk : (to mr good) : how do you stand these guys ???
Mr good : don’t have much option either.( Both have L face.)
Mr ugly : okay.. tell us about this costume of yours…!!! Whats with it..???
Superrrnickkk : okayyyy… well, the mask is to cover my identity.. and you know it has the ability to..(looking at Mr bad) detect the villains…
Mr bad does an oooohhhh am scared gesture..
Superrrnickkk continues… : the cape has the power of..
Mr ugly (yawns) : ya.. ya.. ya.. we get it.. tell us about the obsession with the underwear outside ??? why do all super heroes wear it that way ??
Superrrnickkk : that’s not a personal choice…but you know.. people won’t understand otherwise that am a super..!!!
Mr bad : WHATTTTT???? Do you expect us to believe this shit??? you fly man.. what do you think.. we see a flying guy and we don’t get it’s a super..??? You think we are dumb??? And that your undie revels the secret to us..??? Tell us the truth.. you wear it 'cos Superman and batman wears it that way.. isnt it ???
I’ll tell you.. you have some serious issues boy..!!!
Superrrnickkk: What ??? No.. NOOOO..(voice shaking.. shifting positions uncomfortably)
Mr good : oh.. I understand Mr Superrrnickkk, so how do you carry your costume everywhere… you know one can never say when trouble strikes..??
Mr Ugly : ya dude.. tell us that ?? I mean do you wear an undie inside and outside too???
Superrrnickkk : (*voice breaking*) I just have my superhero costume beneath my clothes.. that way I don’t have to carry them around…
Mr Bad : so you don’t wear an undie inside…??? Yuck that’s gross…!!!
Superrrnickkk : (panicked) No.. no.. no.. I do… I do.. god promise.. Mother promise man.. I do..!!! (audience talking.. few tch tch can be heard)
Superrrnickkk: Seriously people.. trust me.. i wear it..!!
Mr ugly : Whatever.. I don’t wanna know any further.. but I must say.. I UNDER-estimated-what-you-WEAR..!!!!
Superrrnickkk : I need a break.. call the commercials… please for god’s sake.. MOMMY..!!!! L
Mr Bad : okay.. okay…!!! Yo Mr good.. your line..!!!
Mr Good (handing some tissues to Superrrnickkk ) : ladies and gentlemen, stay tuned and dont go anywhere.. We are up close and personal with superrrnickk and we have more to come..!!!
Superrrnickkk : Whatttt ??
Mr Bad : YEWWWW man.. that sounded gross.. whatever.. launch the commercials..!!! We'll be still here when you return people..!!! (*music starts*)
Camera zooms out as Mr Good consoles Superrrnickkk and Mr ugly and Mr Bad are seen nudging and laughing..!!!!!
to be contd.....
Ok, let's get you get a psychiatrist to help you with your schizoprhenia hahahah that was all over the place but i enjoyed the read. But yeah, seek help, NOW :P
ReplyDeleteAlright..Alright! I really think you had nothing to do and that is why you penned down so much of 'nonsense' which made a lot of sense to be :P Damn, you really should have paid attention in the biology class :P
ReplyDeleteSo, can you hang upside down like spider man? :D Or, do you wear polka dotted knickers and pretend to be superman? :P
Haha! I loved the post :D
P.S: Kindly stay idle so that you come up with more nonsense to write :D
Waiting ;)
Haha that's great!
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@Hasidic Plumber : Lol...!!!! well actually after i wrote this.. even i felt the same.. :) :)
ReplyDelete@Philo : hahahahhahahahaha.. thank you so much Philo..!!! i loved the polka dotted idea.. wait let me use it up in the concluding portion of this..!!
Jessica Thompson : Thank you so much for the visit Jessica..!!! am glad you liked it:) you have a beautiful blog too..!!! loved it too :)
Okie we all have AN UGLY HEAD. okie laugh at the self promotion i just did here. So i hate the good guy here.lame and boring. The bad and the ugly, umm i cant make my mind about which of the two i want to date. About the UNDER WEAR estimation.pwahahhahahaha...this is a very common question, but how exactly does spiderman pee when needed.especially with tht suit?
ReplyDelete@RED : hello there :) thank you.. Am glad you liked my nonsense... Well I'll say date the Ugly one...!! :p he is by far the best n real outta all three.. :D *combing n adjusting my hair* :D hehehehehehe
ReplyDeleteand hey nice qustn.. Spidey suit n peeing issues.. Am adding this one in the sequel to the post :) lets see how it Turns up :):)*fingers crossed*